Top 10 White People Tweets (February 20, 2020)

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Feb 21, 2020 5:08 PM EST

Enjoy these hilarious tweets for a quick mood booster.

Here are yesterday's top tweets if you missed it. 

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  • 01
    Text - Chris Thayer @ChrisThayerSays I bought quick oats and two days later my roommate showed up with instant oats. I will not be humiliated; I must find an even sooner oat.
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - Axis II of Evil @joannathemad89 Scientists recently placed a 10-piece set of matching Tupperware in a sealed chamber. When they opened it a month later, the chamber had 24 lids that did not match any of the 6 remaining containers. 11:25 AM · Feb 19, 2020 · Twitter for Android 10.2K Likes 2.4K Retweets
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - Ashley Fern @disco_infern0 Nothing says 'vacation' like spending $72 on food and booze at the airport before even reaching your destination
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats One day, some guy is gonna see me eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my bare hands in my parked car and think "That's her, she's the one".
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - kane 130 @onlyangelle_ IM BABYSITTINg and I accidentally texted the parents "the baby died" instead of the "the baby monitor died" and I SWEAR TO GOD I have never gotten a call so fast in my life
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Vehicle - 1961 Buick "Flamingo" with rotating front seat. Dbreezus @D_Breezy_ Imagine your mom having this when you were younger. She could just do a 360 & beat your ass.
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Food - David Kristoph @DavidKristoph Get this kid a book deal the Fart that Killed everyone 2. the Fart that killed everyohe
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  • 08
    Text - Jeff Kasanoff @JeffKasanoff Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts 1:16 AM · 19 Feb 20 · Twitter for iPhone 3,978 Retweets 37.8K Likes
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - Rachel Fisher @TheRachelFisher This woman who was attacked by a bear in California and had her face ripped off did a reddit AMA and she said the worst part about the experience was dealing with her health insurance provider after the fact 5:48 PM 2/19/20 · Twitter for iPhone 5,726 Retweets 30.7K Likes
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - Sooz @CruisinSoozan I'm not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it's not twenty seven. 10:31 PM : 15 Jul 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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